Sorry, folks, I know there’s been a dearth of new content around here (as they say in the industry). I’ve been a little busy, but more importantly, my employees have really been falling down on the job. I complain about it, but all I get is a bunch of excuses – something about taking care of a baby. Anyway, the daily beatings have finally resulted in some product – which depicts one of my favorite times of the day.
So I went to the science museum this weekend, which has a special section for little people. It was fun! I especially enjoyed eating all the things that I wasn’t supposed to eat.
Well, I had my two-month checkup last week, and I’m proud to say that I’m healthy as a horse. A very small, delightful horse that only occasionally smells like sour milk. I’m fattening up nicely, my head size is within normal tolerances, and I survived the doctor’s poking and prodding. Now if I could only figure out this sleep thing, I’d be golden.
Thank you for: waking up with us in the middle of the night, reading us books, feeding us, dressing us, changing our diapers, driving us places, taking us to the park, not letting us throw things, and, most importantly, for loving us. You’re the best, Mom!
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